Questions:
1. Is the Red Ring of Death on the Xbox really as bad as people make it out to be?
2. What do you do with an awake toddler at 2:00am besides put Finding Nemo on for them on the portable DVD player in their room?
3. Why does Cracker Barrel have the BEST pancakes ever? Do they put Crack in them?
4. If you get a decaf Starbucks is it still worthy to be called Starbucks?
5. Why does playing Mario Kart on the Wii make me want to puke when I don't get motion sick in cars or planes?
6. Why are men SOOOOO hard to shop for presents?
7. Why do toddlers get orange Cheetos everywhere?
8. Why does Cade like to play outside (and make me come with him) when it is like 110 degrees out?
4 comments:
1. Is the Red Ring of Death on the Xbox really as bad as people make it out to be?
From what I hear, yes.
2. What do you do with an awake toddler at 2:00am besides put Finding Nemo on for them on the portable DVD player in their room?
I say why put a portable DVD player in there? Put the whole dang TV in there! Either that or you can send him to me...its 230 am and I am up.
3. Why does Cracker Barrel have the BEST pancakes ever? Do they put Crack in them?
It's full of the C word....CARBS! Thats why they are so yummy.
4. If you get a decaf Starbucks is it still worthy to be called Starbucks?
Yes, it is. If they charge a bazillion dollars for it and it comes in the cup with the barechested woman, then its Starbucks.
5. Why does playing Mario Kart on the Wii make me want to puke when I don't get motion sick in cars or planes?
Because if you are like me, you tend to lean into it like your on crack or something and next thing you know your swaying from side to side and jumping around.
6. Why are men SOOOOO hard to shop for presents?
Because when you ask them what they want they say, "I don't care." Come on men work with us! We don't know what brand power tools are good or not. Stop being a baby and just tell us what the heck you want!
7. Why do toddlers get orange Cheetos everywhere?
Because orange fingerprint's on the walls are fun. That and crushing them is fun too. O and they don't have to clean it up.
8. Why does Cade like to play outside (and make me come with him) when it is like 110 degrees out?
To torture you. Plain and simple. Torture. There is no other explanation even worth contemplating.
1. Yes.. and that the reason you actually take best buy up on their 2 year no-questions-asked warranty for once. Then you just take it in and get a new one.
2. You let him go back to sleep even if he has to cry to do it. Unless you are the one that hosed his sleeping schedule..then its your own fault.
3. Cracker Barrel .. mmmmmm.
4. Starbucks is Satan's choice for beverages.
5. Unknown at this juncture, but I'm guessing it has to do with your level of alchohol intake :P
6. We are the easiest people to shop for. At least I am. Why are women so damn hard to shop for?
7. Because they can.
8. He's making a point. Move to a cooler climate so you can actually enjoy the outdoors.
I don't know about the red ring of death but the toddler thing I know. AND, there's really no easy answer other than... hmmm, nope. No answer at all really. You did Nemo, we did Mary Poppins and Lion King.
Starbucks is ALWAYS good.
I get motion sick watch some movies and games as well as riding in cars. BUT, bring on the roller coasters and I'm all good.
I miss you!!!!
1) read ring of what?
2) benadryl love... benadryl
3)sorry. never had pancakes at craker barrel... none close by and too many other good things to eat
4) Decaf is the invention of the devil... no decaf dispite what my mother tells you
5) Never played....
6)depends on the man.... otherwise beer always works.
7) don't you get cheeto's everywhere? if not you're not doing it right.
8)because you are mommy.... mommy know no pain....
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