No Problemo!

PROBLEM:
1. Grasshopper came into the garage when I pulled in.
2. Grasshopper followed me into the house
3. My fear of bugs and inability to kill them.

SOLUTION:
1. Scream
2. Throw large diaper bag over grasshopper on the floor to keep it there.
3. Place Cade's football on the diaper bag to ensure it doesn't escape.
4. Pray it stays there until Jim gets home from work.